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S.F.B.

A person who has the physical features of the following; short, fat, balding.
Look at Noel! He's an S.F.B. at its finest.
by pxndrz and soupita July 11, 2021
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B.S.F

stands for Black sun files a type of company that controls entites from alternate dimensions made by the BLACK SUN
hey i need a job at B.S.F where can i get it?
by adicknamedweller May 2, 2024
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The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
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S.M.F.B.

Super Mother Fucker Bitch (S.M.F.B)

Song by Miyavi who is a Visual Kei Japanese Rock Singer
The song S.M.F.B. is in the album Torture by Miyavi
by iEros October 15, 2010
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i.w.t.f.y.s.b

Her: You've been acting up all day! What do you want?!
Him: I.W.T.F.Y.S.B
by Conqueror42 December 2, 2020
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m.f.a. in b.s.

Latest episode of "Odd Mom Out"was titled this, Master of Fine Arts in bullshit! She was selling art and people in the show were masters of bullshit..... so it fits M.F.A. in B.S.
by Mzbehaven1974 July 31, 2017
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B.S.M.F

You would think it means Bull-Sh!t Mother F*cker, but really it's a triple bachelors degree in Science, Manufacturing and Finance
Troy wasn't able to put MD, or PhD after his name so on all his business cards he put Troy B.S.M.F.
by ChoklateKrackers July 6, 2011
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