Tyra Ernst

Spidermans soulmate. Tyra is the TRUE love of spidermans life.

"Hey, who is spidermans gf again?"

"Omg, you didn't know? It's Tyra Ernst! He's so in love with her"

by Tyrannosaurus Rex23 January 1, 2023

The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.

Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.

by Dr Panini July 29, 2018