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Edmonton A-Hole 

pretty much anyone from edmonton who believes that they are the best city in Alberta, Canada. They are by far the biggest tools in the world and think that they are modest by saying that they "don't believe they are the best city in the world but are better than Calgary", well i don't see how that's possible seeing as how Calgary is the best city in the world!!! They believe that they are the best because they have a mall and are capital of Alberta and that's it compared to their superior Calgarian counterparts who have the stampeders, a ski hill, the Flames, Gobal fest, and the Calgary Stampede!!!!!!!
Edmonton A-Hole: Hey everbody!!!! Guess what, I live in Edmonton, we've got a mall!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone Else: Wow... That guy's a real first class Edmonton A-Hole!!!!!!
Edmonton A-Hole by But head mcgee December 30, 2009

edmonton oilers

The best team in the NHL. Much better than their southern counterparts, the Calgary Flames. Loses players such as Pronger because said player can't control his hormones. Won 5 Stanley Cups and had a very successful 05/06 playoff run.
Person 1: I'm going to go see the Edmonton Oilers game this weekend
Person 2: That's awesome! We're going to kick the Flamers collective asses!
edmonton oilers by Oilers_kick_ass September 24, 2006

edmonton oilers

the team with the most passion while playing, have the most passionate fans, the best ice, 5 stanley cups, wayne gretsky, mark messier, ryan smyth, the best team ever, better than calgary, and is in the best city in the world!!!!!!!!!!!
who is the best team in the nhl?

THE EDMONTON OILERS!!!!!
edmonton oilers by emano93 April 26, 2007

edmonton oilers

The best hockey team EVER. They kicked ass in the 2006 playoffs, and would have won the cup if the jackass on carolina didn't hurt rolli the goalie.
The edmonton oilers are loved by alllll!

Edmonton Oil Change

When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.
John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.

Edmonton Oilers

Stanley Cup finalists in the 2006 playoffs, failures in the next season. It's the early 1990s all over again. It must be right time to fire the head coach MacTavish and the GM Lowe now.
After they traded Chris Pronger to the Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks in the off-season and Ryan Smyth to the NY Islanders in the NHL 2006/07 season trade deadline. The Edmonton Oilers were are in a slump while the Ducks (the team the Oilers eliminated in the 2006 playoffs Western Conference finals) went straight to the Cup.

It's a sad time to be an Oilers fan.
Edmonton Oilers by Tasty Butter December 24, 2007