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Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.

Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.

James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
Everett by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
an awkward cringe preteen boy who likes anime and is total cringe. do not talk to him or he will get you into a cringe whirlpool. he is so sassy and says the cringiest things like a pick-me girl and is like, so cringe. also he has cool hair!!! everyone will think he is so cool like omg!!!!
Person 1: omg is that Everett the anime loving boy?
Person 2: yeah I like his hair but he's so awkward
Everett by mowella November 2, 2022
Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
Everett by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023
Dumbass
Stoner
Leaves for his bitch with 80 different aids
retard
everett is a stupid fuck
Everett by anonymous March 5, 2024

Everett, wa 

Everett, wa by FlippyFloppys July 22, 2012

everett, pa 

A small ass town in the middle of Pennsylvania that no one has heard of. Known in the area as the town with all the stereotypes and druggie teens, Everett has a popularity of zip.
Person 1: I hear you live in Everett, PA?

Person 2: Yup. Sucks balls.
everett, pa by NotKatyPerry April 17, 2011