National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Beat up BIG DOG day

Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.

Oh boy, look at the calendar! It's Beat up BIG DOG day! Prepare your hammers!

by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024

Dog of a day

A day where you've persevered through ups and downs, ending the day a bit beaten up but stronger and wiser as a result.

It's been a dog of a day so I'm worn out.

by Top Dog the oyinbo dey craze May 3, 2024

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021