december 5

bazoonga a girl on her period

boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th

by ggrgjjy December 1, 2020

december 5

national send nudes to everyone in your contacts

hey here are some of my nudes because it is december 5
uhh no thx
dc here

by profnude sender December 3, 2020

December 5

December 5th is national ask out your crush day!

Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th

by Imsoborsdndn December 4, 2020

December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

December 5

National crazy hair day!

Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!

by JustTheDayss December 5, 2020

December 5

December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick

Girl: ITS HEAD DAY
Boy:ITS DECEMBER 5th

by Hausbuch December 4, 2021

December 5

you are not allowed to play genshin impact

Alex: I'm gonna play gi

: You can't
Alex: Why not?

: Because it's December 5

by <3 ) December 5, 2021