Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021

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Cthulhu style

When it goes back to the dark, dark R'lyeh with all of it's tentacles (here the tongue).

Turn around, i'm gonna lick it, Cthulhu style!

by Wilfreox6 June 13, 2018

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Cthulhu Queef

A fat bitch who makes all you favorite characters homophobic

Everyone making homophobic Jean Gray Tik Toks like they’re Cthulhu Queef

by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021

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