Confidential Dobey

A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.

Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.

Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.

Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!

by Gabatronix December 22, 2020

Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

News reporter said, "Was the meeting confidential?" Politician's response, "No!" News reporter replied, "Can you tell us what it's about than?" Politician's response, "That's confidential." News reporter replied, "Sir, you made the description of the meeting in a state of Schrödinger's confidentiality due to your dishonest contradictory responses. Can you please honestly explain whether or not it actually is confidential or not, and if not whether you're willing to tell us?"

by Thought_Addict March 25, 2025

Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"

by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025