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Holographic charizard 

The pokemon card everyone wanted, and thought was so rare, but every kid on the block actually had one. A badass mother fucking fire breathing lizard.
Joe: holy fucking shit, I just got a holographic charizard in my pack!
Dave:dude, so did I! It's so rare, we must be the only ones in the state with them!
Joe: this card is worth so much money!

reverse charizard 

The intense burning sensation felt during a bowel movement. Named after the fire-breathing Pokemon, Charizard.
Example: Dude, my ass is on fire due to that reverse Charizard

mega charizard x 

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off
My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass

German Charizard 

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard
German Charizard by Glazzingle January 22, 2021

first edition holographic charizard

A very rare Pokemon card
HOLY SH*T DUDE I GOT A FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD!!!!!!

The Charizard 

A sexual act in which the male lights his partner's crotch on fire then proceeds to cum on the fire, putting it out, whilst flapping his arms and screaming, "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
The Charizard by Ash Katchcum August 23, 2011