Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Bouquet of roses

A sly way of talking about price when negotiating for some paid sex.

I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?

If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them

by Curious Dad August 07, 2022

Bouquet of flowers

An orgy of all punk rock girls (Perhaps Lesbians) with dyed hair. A reference to the Scott Pilgrim comics. The character Ramona Flowers.

The house next door was like a bouquet of flowers man.

by Smith McCool July 21, 2020

Bouquet

A name for a group of happy axolotl

“I saw a Bouquet of axolotl at the pet store.”
“Impossible.”

by Axie R. Axolotl October 17, 2021

lyre bouquet

When someone is best to the point that their ribs protrude, like flowers out of the ground.

Man, Tony got it bad from those guys. Full lyre bouquet, blood everywhere.

by Lucid Xaoc Reigns August 24, 2021

Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

by iiexistential June 03, 2006

bouquet of woopsiedasies

when you make a lot of mistakes in a sentence

person 1: Today I picked a whole bouquet of woopsiedasies.

by teesahan May 25, 2023