A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
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"BDD" or "Beverdì degli Dei" is an event founded by the class 5D, more specifically by Antonio Russo and its CEO Pierluigi Astarita.
It is a celebration of alcohol which usually takes place in the homes of ex 5D students; with the passing of months, invitation to the event has also been extended to people outside of 5D, in fact there have been many additions from the class 5LA (amongst other classes and groups), thanks to the friendship between the CEO and Gianni Acampora.
The point of the event is that of forgetting all of the problems from the external world by drinking and winning prizes, such as:
-Prize "Paolo Langella": The first person to throw up wins.
-Prize "Luca Messi" or "Alzo il gomito ma non vomito": The person who drinks the most but does not throw up wins.
-Prize "Anzalone or "Dignitosamente Brillo": The person that reaches Alberto Biggiogero's level wins.
-Prize "Nunzio Guida": It consists in winning a game invented by Nunzio Guida or doing a "malattia".
-Prize "Pierluigi Astarita": It consists in successfully drinking various alcoholic beverages with the aid of a funnel.
-Prize "Antonio Russo": Drinking one or more beers "a ciato" with the aid of a lone straw.
It is a celebration of alcohol which usually takes place in the homes of ex 5D students; with the passing of months, invitation to the event has also been extended to people outside of 5D, in fact there have been many additions from the class 5LA (amongst other classes and groups), thanks to the friendship between the CEO and Gianni Acampora.
The point of the event is that of forgetting all of the problems from the external world by drinking and winning prizes, such as:
-Prize "Paolo Langella": The first person to throw up wins.
-Prize "Luca Messi" or "Alzo il gomito ma non vomito": The person who drinks the most but does not throw up wins.
-Prize "Anzalone or "Dignitosamente Brillo": The person that reaches Alberto Biggiogero's level wins.
-Prize "Nunzio Guida": It consists in winning a game invented by Nunzio Guida or doing a "malattia".
-Prize "Pierluigi Astarita": It consists in successfully drinking various alcoholic beverages with the aid of a funnel.
-Prize "Antonio Russo": Drinking one or more beers "a ciato" with the aid of a lone straw.
"Hey, are you going to BDD tonight?"
"Sorry, no, I'm retarded."
"So, is tonight's BDD going to be at your grandmother's house, Camilla?"
"Yes, but I forgot my keys."
"Sorry, no, I'm retarded."
"So, is tonight's BDD going to be at your grandmother's house, Camilla?"
"Yes, but I forgot my keys."
by Giarney November 7, 2018
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