April 5th

National Roast ppl day
Roast anyone on this day.

Person 1: Today's April 5th!
Person 2: Imma roast u

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

April 5th

A day in which if you were born, you are automatically loved and cared for by those around you (Most of the time.)

It's fucking April 5th, happy birthday! :)

by that one super smart guy April 1, 2023