Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

by O'Reilly Auto Parts... OWWW!! October 19, 2019

Cat

Beautiful creatures that god created..... but then humans ( which are also evil) turned them into evil little pieces of
CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat is a little crap.

by Lovely_Lucky >:3 March 21, 2018

cat

not a dog

Person 1: Yo look at that dog over there.
person 2: That is a cat you racist piece of shit.
person 1: Oh fucc, my bad fam

by Turbo Soggy April 25, 2018

Cat

Fluffy little aliens who attract creatures called "me" and "many others" with there cuteness

My cat is a spy hidden within a coat of fur

by Me bois March 23, 2021

cats

the cutest thing of the world
it is a animal
we see it in houses everyday sometimes
and also cats are cute when there kittens and not the regular form
:D

Yo bro wants some cats?

by Cats LOLZ December 24, 2022

cat

satans little asshole minions

hey its a cute cat

by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019