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Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022
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NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!
Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!
by Ang33l March 30, 2022
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your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
by markoii April 2, 2022
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Honey Hands

Hands with cum on the fingers. After cumming or making someone else cum and getting it on your hands, you will have honey hands.
I think honey hands are hot, the way its all dripping.

My hands are so sticky, like honey hands.

Theres cum all over my fingers now, I have honey hands.
by rileysalc April 6, 2022
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Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”
His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.
by Bridgez April 7, 2022
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Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!
by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022
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