Pete the cat day

Pete the cat day is on July 26th and you must set at least 1 of your profile pictures as Pete the cat

David:Bro it’s Pete the cat day!!!!!
Joe:BRO YOU KNOW WE GOTTA SET OUR PROFILE PICS AS PETE!!!

by corneliusistheworstbirdever May 11, 2022

Cat

They are nice animals with cute eyes. And a massive cock ;)

OHH LOOK THERE IS A CAT THAT IS GONNA FUCK YOU

by CATPERFECT May 5, 2022

sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.

Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.

by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017

Cat people

A movie about incest set in New Orleans
when they have sex, they turn into black Panthers.

That movie Cat People really hit the nail on the head about incest, eh?

by Non Partisan October 18, 2020

Cat

The best animal ever,basically.

Simon:Dude,do you like cats?
David:No,i dont.
(Dont be like David,be like Simon.He likes cats.)

by LOLCAT24 June 18, 2018

cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018

Cat

Uk definiton for a individual you sell drugs to.

"Selling food to the cats"

by Bawsing is a word used to expr March 6, 2018