Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.

Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020

Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.

Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!

by Blueberrywaffles69 November 04, 2022

Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Child friendly Jack and Coke

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste

“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”

by Magickmixez June 12, 2021

Big Jack Horner Situation

Describes a person who has no remorse whatsoever and does not care about doing good at all, making him/her irredeemable. Also known as "Jack Horner Situation".

Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

The bully might be in the Big Jack Horner Situation when he grows up.

by et mrbe March 08, 2023

West Coast Jack Move

The act of stealing someones lighter intentionally.

I pulled a west coast jack move.

by Bitchhole August 21, 2009

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 19, 2004