A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020
Get the Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater mug.Describes a person who has no remorse whatsoever and does not care about doing good at all, making him/her irredeemable. Also known as "Jack Horner Situation".
Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Quick reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
by et mrbe March 7, 2023
Get the Big Jack Horner Situation mug.A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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Get the West Coast Jack Move mug.way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004
Get the ninja attack flap jack mug.a large group of very cool people from Tequila Jacks, who spend their days raging "rage". They are very good friends, and very sexy too! Everybody wants a bit of Team TJ Rage!
The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.
The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.
Team Tequila Jacks Rage Member : Let's rage!
Non-member: Can I rage?
Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.
Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(
Non-member: Can I rage?
Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.
Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(
by Team TJ Rage Specialist July 23, 2012
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