national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip

“ arackz it’s national car sex dayyyyy”

by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024

National tall girl day

23th December ; happy national tall girl day :)

guy: hey you're so tall

girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)

by princejimin December 22, 2020

national rida day

feb 9 2004, the day rida k was born and this day is celebrated worldwide because she is the bestest in the world

"yo bro what day is it tmr"
"cant believe you forgot youre acc a wasteyute. its national rida day"
"shit aight fam imma go withdraw a couple racks for rida from the atm"

by urmomsmomsmomsgrandmasdog March 8, 2025

National shitting day

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.

National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

by Ilovenigersaruas February 22, 2024

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title

When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023

national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved

Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls

by leChina james April 23, 2021

National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute

Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!

by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022