by x.ile_ May 12, 2024
Get the 69 Godmug. 
A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
Get the Gay Godmug. by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024
Get the God's poopmug. Even if God owns the thing you are claiming he owns... YOU'RE NOT HIM! I don't see how YOU come into the picture. How do YOU come to possess a thing NEITHER of us own? And I doubt your God TOLD YOU TO STEAL FROM ME. Did God tell one of you you could have that? And if so, which one of you did he tell? I'm pretty sure GOD told you explicitly NOT to steal. I don't see how "God owning something" translates to "You get to use free of charge something that neither you nor God contributed to producing." That being my input. I had to burn up years and calories of my limited existence to do that and THAT VERY LIMITATION is the FAULT of God. It isn't my fault that I had to expend both time and capital, resources that I cannot reclaim naturally, and, therefore, need to reclaim them monetarily.
Hym "How does God owning something translate to YOU using it for free? You're not God. I don't think God told you that you could use his shit without paying the guy he created to generate that shit. You're spitting in the face of God's creation and then taking something you ADMIT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU because in you mind it DOESN'T theoretically belong to me. So if God means I don't own it then GOD means YOU don't own it either. And that has nothing to do with whether or not your have to pay me. That is Christians and Jews being petty fucking swindlers. All of them. 100Per-fucking-cent!"
by Hym Iam October 13, 2025
Get the Godmug. a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls
by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021
Get the oma god you suckmug. by psich October 16, 2022
Get the Rizz Godmug.