Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

butt meat

meat from your butt

“Damn It smell like butt meat in here”

by yuhhhhhh:P December 11, 2019

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

meat it

some half chink half nigger
that beats old lady's and fucks little girls
but know one could be as hood as him
nah wut eye mean

meat it is a faggot that is a h00d gang banger

by b-ran the enfamous June 24, 2008

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017

bailey meat chunks

Zaid's mystery meat source...

"I EAT BAILEY MEAT CHUNKS"

by ZAWEZ November 8, 2022