national kiss a track star day

May 10th
Pucker up and kiss your favorite track star

National kiss a track star day is the only time the distance team gets any pussy,

by Lilcherio October 30, 2019

National Ask Maddy Out Day

On November 19th, you must ask maddy out right now. please shes lonely :(

hey maddy, its national ask maddy out day! wanna go out?

yes

by wettpaddies November 19, 2020

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020

national compliment jasmine’s hands day

on december 26, it’s national compliment jasmine’s hands day.

jasmine, you have really nice hands:)
happy national compliment jasmine’s hands day

by national day creator December 26, 2020

National Fuck your Bestfriend Day

National fuck your bestfriend day is on 4th March.

You ask your bestfriend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Its just physical.

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your bestfriend day?"
"Sure"

by Swgaface March 2, 2021

National fuck your bsf day

On March 17 u MUST fuck ur bsf of the opposite gender, this can lead u to fuck daily after that day

hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go

*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day

by yeezius March 13, 2021