Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

meat and drink

playing quality football and zane scoring cheering that was very meat and drink. mr wood fc takeover

that was very meat and drink from mr wood fc

by Fjqjqkaz7gevwqjaiqoq April 10, 2024

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family

soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day

The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave

What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?

by Shucks77 March 1, 2025