Revert Capital

The advantages which come with being a new revert to the religion of Islam.

Olly was given revert capital as he got 50% off at chaiwala and a free trip to Umrah.

by Revertroster December 16, 2021

Bearish Capital

Profit heaven

Bearish Capital made me a crypto millionaire.
Bearish Capital, lmao we are retarded asf.
Bearish Capital, we are the drugs.

Bearish Capital paid off my dildo!

by grom grom January 5, 2024

Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

capitalism

a joke

capitalism is a joke.. what else do you need to know

by argdsbnhhgdsfmjgfnxcv bn February 21, 2023

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS 💙 DOUBJraGS as in dragons the green army men.🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. their are 3 crime bosses one in blue and the other 2 in red and green.😎

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023