turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007

turd-muncher

The medical phenomena of a person's breathe literally smelling like fecal matter; a derogatory term for someone whose mouth smells like intestinal waste, or rotting protein.

"Go brush your teeth you little turd-muncher!"

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 27, 2010

turd wrestler

In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.

My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."

by Rob November 19, 2003

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

turd biscuit

A hunk of poo that is reliquished from the anus in a shape similar to a hockey puck. These are a rarity.

Julia is so lucky, she unleashes turd biscuits on the dizzle, I'm so jealous.

by nutsmcphee June 26, 2009

turd smuggler

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

by cheezestix October 31, 2006

turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.

jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos

by arm the homeless September 13, 2005