A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008
Get the Oyster Slurpmug. by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021
Get the A noisy noise annoys an oystermug. When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022
Get the Pennsylvania Roadside Oystermug. (Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.
Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.
by Wallacé May 16, 2023
Get the Nebraska Oystermug. by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021
Get the squirt the oystermug. by edmondsun August 19, 2009
Get the Oyster Bashmug. by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019
Get the oyster catchermug.