Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up cat? You should know what a cat is your retard.

Cats, seriously? You retard

by Liv Baker March 5, 2019

Cat

The most majestic thing possible

That girl is such a cat

by mintycat December 6, 2016

Cat

An adorable animal who is very furry. Ha! Cats don't measure up to dogs, dogs are loyal, whereas cats are not.

The cat climbed up the fence

by DammQueen June 7, 2017

Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.

This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!

by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019

Cat

Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.

Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.

My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.

by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016

Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017

cat

cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever

the worst pet ever is a cat

by bigjose November 22, 2018