January 26

Kiss a girl day!

January 26.. Kiss a girl day!

by Pebbles :) January 24, 2021

[January 12th]

The day our King and Saviour ZAYN was born back in 1993.

A: When is your birthday?
B: On January 12th!
A: Just like ZAYN!

by sofiavda October 14, 2019

January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall

sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother

by gogogi August 29, 2022

Damp January

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 7, 2021

January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023

January 21

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie

Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie

by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019