I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010

And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.

My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.

by WyleType September 4, 2011

and then I found five dollars

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

by defying gravity May 23, 2004

I'm 12 and what is this?

Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.

anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?

by greiz June 7, 2011

And then I found 20 dollars

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.

Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"

by djk December 9, 2003

and then i found 5 dollars

the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"

Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome

by WEWJ April 20, 2011