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Fred

Generally hated by every Living and non living thing in 1googol miles radius.
by Dustyboi#1 September 5, 2019
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fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?
Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*
by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021
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Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.
Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."
by Duck Fred June 3, 2024
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Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have
by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020
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Fred Gregory

A Fred Gregory is a sex thing. Both partners lay in bed fully clothed. One partner stands on the bed and reads recipe books aloud for 17 minutes. On the 18th minute, the other partner shits in his or her pants, completing the Fred Gregory.
How was last night?
It was amazing. We did a Fred Gregory. Ruined her pants, but I have a great new recipe for smoked ribs.
by Jim booboo September 4, 2020
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Fred

Fred is so cool he rocks all his haircuts he got them branded clothes he loves food and is so swag
by James tulisi January 9, 2018
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Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
by aus818 December 12, 2016
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