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The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020
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Cereal Spackle

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.
Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.
by ProfS May 6, 2010
mugGet the Cereal Spacklemug.

Cereal

Cartoons and (Cereal!) I ain't felt this (Good since!)
Scrooge McDuck (Here we go!), elementary hood shit
mugGet the Cerealmug.

cocoa pebbles cereal

A brown chocolate flavored rice cereal that enlarges your penis
Fred: Barney get me some fuckin' cocoa pebbles cereal!! I need to satisfy my wife tonight
Barney: Okay Fred
(later that night)
Fred: YABBA
DABBA

DOO

if it can work for the Flintstones it can work for you
by Quizzical Upnod May 11, 2017
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Cereal Boxing

An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her
"Bro, I just bought these Frosted Flakes so Jessica and I can go cereal boxing tonight!"
by fortnitedancingcatbears July 23, 2022
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dog cereal

by Ironangel February 14, 2024
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Cereal

by $iddy Boost November 25, 2018
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