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Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!
by 2muchrush September 22, 2022
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Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.
Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.
by rammy l October 17, 2021
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Bless the trap

When someone compliments you but you’ve said thank you to many times so you go with “bless the trap
Him: You are so pretty and you’re boyfriend is very lucky

Girl: bless the trap
by Breezybugg August 26, 2019
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blessed cheese

A term used to insult a person based on their looks.
John: Ew Amy looks terrible; kind of liked blessed cheese
by Cleveland34 January 3, 2017
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Bless

big black man born in England from congo I like women with big ass and good cooking skills
I'm a very intelligent man with a snake like cock. I like chicken.
yo is he a bless?? of course hes big AND BLACK
by noone send help November 22, 2021
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Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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