Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023

bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so what do you do
p. 2- i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan
p. 1- stay away from me.

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023

Tanner Bishop

Tanner's a nerd. He's smart and all but he looks dumb as hell with his wrestling headgear on. His hair looks like a penis. This bitch ass has the nickname tanpon. Funny guy tho

You - *being a normal human being*

Tanner Bishop - Do you peel your banana?

by TeenageLoser March 13, 2022

Darbert Bishop

Darbert will say Free Bishop everyday in math

Darbert has a crush on Bishop

The word being defined is Darbert Bishop
As Darbert really misses Mr Bishop. It’s that darbert has a crush on mr bishop.
FREEBISHOP
He has never come back
He quit because of darbert

by Ballsacks 2 July 2, 2023

joseph bishop

The most crakhead person you will ever meet

Man he sure was a Joseph Bishop

by MiracleDuck101 September 30, 2020

Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so you play for shanahan? what sport?

p. 2-i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan.

p. 1. hell no get tf away from me

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023