Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

smooth moves

The actions of a smooth dude that contribute to his smoothness.

Man 1: "Hey check out that Austin over there"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, he's a smooth dude"
Man 1: "Yeah he's using his smooth moves on that chick"

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 22, 2025

smooth skin mcgee

a sexist

smooth skin mcgee is evil

by Li´l child March 8, 2019

Smooth Dude

A slick, cool, or impressive masculine figure.

Man: “That guy Austin’s a smooth dude with smooth moves”

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 12, 2025

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Smooth Bucket

A greeting for someone so cool, they're like a bucketful of smoothness.

"Ooooh, look at you lookin' all sharp. What's up, Smooth Bucket?"

by C Monty March 27, 2021

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019