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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021
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Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.
Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?
by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022
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Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
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Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY
by youreds May 23, 2023
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Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.
I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.
by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018
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Wednesday warrior

Somebody who stormed the United States Capitol on Wednesday, January 6, 2021.
Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
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winnie whack wednesday

anyone will nut tap any males near by on a wednesday
person 1: "sup man"
person two: nut taps person

person 1: "why man"
person 2: "it is Winnie whack Wednesday"
by asfend November 3, 2013
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