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Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.
Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”
by Skysanteni June 5, 2018
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Snooze in the Tuna

When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.
Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 11, 2019
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Tuna Platoon

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."
by rpskrilla October 7, 2011
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Tuna Dab

Dude she fucking tuna dabbed me last night and it was slimy and smelled like fish!
by Krissyy July 10, 2019
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tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
by J.Ho. June 16, 2012
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Bum tuna

Another word for someone who likes laying with another mandem, while being a complete and utter idiot.
"Yo blood, look at that bum tuna, he's forgotten he's contraception balloons. He's going in raw."

*(sucks teeth) "bum tuna. "
by Minty Lamb March 7, 2022
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Tuna Sub

Backwards for Bus a Nut, basically a very sneaky way to tell someone you want their sexual fluids.
Hey, Andrew, Tuna Sub in my mouth right now!
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