Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022

Mitch Dorr

Mitch Dorr refers to an asshole who is so full of themselves they think everyone has to respect them. They love sticking their big metaphorical dicks in unsuspecting persons assholes to assert their dominance. You cannot tell a Mitch Dorr they are wrong, otherwise they'll give you detention

He is such a Mitch Dorr, I got detention for saying his ketchup tastes like absolute shit

by SincereUniform August 9, 2018

Mitch

An amazing, wholesome, adorable, sweet, caring and kind person.
A type of person who has the cutest laugh in the world.

Girl:That guy is a total Mitch.
Me:He IS Mitch , Mitch is the only person who can be that amazing.
Girl: You're righ hes amazing.

by Lizard420egg April 18, 2020

mitching

irish slang for skipping class/dossing

wheres ben
he's mitching with sean and luke

by JoeMama69haha October 19, 2020

MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort

My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch

by Mitching it May 14, 2022

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025