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MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort
My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch
by Mitching it May 14, 2022
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Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch
I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.
by bighossrango October 30, 2025
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mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.
by WV Strong May 9, 2018
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mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
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by astmitch August 6, 2012
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Mitch

The name given to a true gentlemen. He has good values and is very considerate. He has a gentle soul but when provoked will tear your face apart. Do not underestimate him as he will pull a Liam Neeson on you.
His such a true Mitch of a guy.
by Moby786 November 23, 2021
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