"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016
Get the smooth hankmug. A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.
by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020
Get the Silky smooth transition Mintmug. best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)
Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!
Man 1: Dude, sweet!
Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!
Man 1: Dude, sweet!
by effyx March 22, 2010
Get the big smoothsmug. As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019
Get the smooth piemug. Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025
Get the Smooth Criminalmug. Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.
Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.
Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020
Get the Silky Smoothmug. 