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Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.
She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation
by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023
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Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
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premature ebonkulation

To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.
Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.
by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021
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Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.
Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.
by Doczr October 7, 2025
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premature aspeechiation

A person or people who hurry and say things about a person in order to establish a false narrative of someone.
Most likely someone that they know that no one else knows and has not met yet. A person who has to be the first one to say it so everything after that would just be seen as retaliation.
To mak an innocent person look bad and making it harder to be able to defend themselves.
Most likely someone who is in a position of authority or someone who has a relationship of some kind with someone in an authority position.
A person who is most likely going to play a victim as soon as their narrative is not being met.

Just the ability to be able to expel words out of their mouth just because they know how to say words. And knowing there will not be consequences to their actions. Knowing they have protection.

They ask questions at inappropriate times and yet seen as appropriate to others because the scenes and scenarios have already been made out in their heads.
A person who is going to ask, "what is wrong" when things are not going the way they've already said ( to everyone else ) it would have gone.

In so many or a lot of words.
The person challenging people is told that you should know better. No matter how much you are in the right and you should defend yourself.

Making people who now have to defend themselves. look weaker, because they don't want to accept the false narrative as "THE FACT". That they should just accept and deal with it and stop lying to themselves.
This person has such diarrhea of the mouth, they have permanently developed premature aspeechiation.
by TheMoreYouBro December 16, 2025
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