Fuck Oyster

The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.

Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!

by Plonkydonk January 4, 2021

Oyster

Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”

Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”

by Oyster luver June 18, 2025

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out in your beach hut after she takes a dip in the ocean

I did the salty oyster on her when we went to the beach!

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 4, 2022

Oyster

A slang word from California used to describe something good, exciting, or generally outside of the norm.

It comes from the presence of pearls inside of oysters, describing the excitement from finding something of value even in something as boring and rotten as an oyster or clam.

"I know this beach is usually a drag, but the waves were pretty oyster today!"

by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025