An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah
Even after Noah breaks your heart, you can never seem to stop loving Noah, he’s a kind, funny, and talented person who can be romantic when he needs to.
by 132ajay637272 June 7, 2018
Get the Noahmug. No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.
by Vulpus May 20, 2019
Get the Noahmug. 
A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody
Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
by Noahpussy February 12, 2020
Get the Noahmug. 
by Noah Is an Awesome guy January 28, 2021
Get the Noahmug.