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January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall
sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother
by gogogi August 29, 2022
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[January 12th]

The day our King and Saviour ZAYN was born back in 1993.
A: When is your birthday?
B: On January 12th!
A: Just like ZAYN!
by sofiavda October 14, 2019
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January 14

You: Hey you know what today is ?
Your crush: Yea, it’s January 14.
You: Well yea but no, it’s National ask your crush out day !
Your crush: Oh really now I didn’t know that.
You: Yea but since that is today I have to ask u something...
Your crush: Yea what is it ??
You: Will you go out with me?
Your crush: No sorry
You: but it says you have to say yes ..
Your crush: Ok fine. Your lucky I kinda like you back. 😏
by January 14 November 15, 2020
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Damp January

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!
Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual
by LizzyGlo January 7, 2021
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January 21

Person 1: *smacks Robert*
Robert: What did you do that for?

Person 1: Cuz’ its January 21, my favorite holiday
by TheWolfWhoCriedBoy January 21, 2022
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January 26

by Pebbles :) January 24, 2021
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January 19

John: Why is everyones pfp suddenly matching today?

Nick: Cause its january 19th you idiot
by Odowjsxolakwkfidd January 17, 2021
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