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Cat

A cat is one of the most majestic animals on this earth.

why do i think cats are better?

1) because cats don’t require lots of money, most times
2) cats don’t take much space up
3) most cats don’t smell like shit (not saying all dogs smell bad but still)
4) lots of cats are actually funny
5) if you’re having a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push the cat softly and the cats paws will just glide off of you. a dog will continue to jump on you and attack you even if you tell it to stop.

Don’t hate on me because I said that.

Most people don’t like cats and say they are “trash” or “cats should die” but they don’t even fucking own a cat. Some people say cats are lazy but you don’t know until you get one. Some cats are really energetic (like one of my cats) and some can be lazy but sometimes you just have to deal with it. You are most likely not a cat person until you get one. Most cat lovers respect dog lovers’ opinions but most dog lovers hate cat lovers’ opinions. But sometimes that’s not always true so again, don’t hate on me because I said that.

Have a good day!
example 1:

maddy is a cat lover and jake is a dog lover
maddy: *sees jake with his dog* aww that’s cute. i like both animals but i prefer cats.
jake: *sees maddy with her cat* eW! wHy Do cAtS eVeN eXiSt??? cAtS aRe SpAwNs of tHe dEvIL hImSeLf! cAtS aRe fUcKiNg tRaSh!!!!!!! aLL cAtS sHoUlD dIe!!!! CATS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

example 2:

jake: *gets a cat* omg cats are so adorable i love cats
by catgurl:3 December 9, 2018
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Cat

ANIMALS THAT WITH COME WHENEVER THE FUCK THEY FEEL LIKE IT
while I was bleeding out on the ground hopelessly, my cat sat there and yawned.
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Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up cat? You should know what a cat is your retard.
by Liv Baker March 5, 2019
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Cat

Used by gymrats to refer to their workout-ass.

The name is a reference to the shape of the female ass being the shape of a cat face. Also refers to pussy-cat as a pun.
Nice 'cat' and abs, girl!
by TrainWhistleJoe April 23, 2017
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CAT

Hey Blessie, let’s go to the Yale and find some CATs
by bigdaccountant August 17, 2018
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Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.
This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!
by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019
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Cat

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"
by SPacehawk February 13, 2017
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