An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.
The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.
by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.
by franturtle November 23, 2021
