covfefe /kovfeef/ verb. 1. to stubbornly, knowingly and baselessly propound or maintain an obvious and known untruth against logic, reason or uncontrovertible evidence to the contrary: knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe. 2. to unconsciounably take advantage of an uninformed or disadvantaged party by resort to explanation or information beyond the experience or knowledge of that party: the astronomer chose to covfefe, by telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born. covfefed, covfefing, covfefer.
Knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe.
The astronomer chose to covfefe, telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born.
The astronomer chose to covfefe, telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born.
by Encyclopolymath June 01, 2017
A word with an infinite number of meanings, only used by those that are extremely underqualified to do their jobs and enjoy whining about the mean ole news.
by Little Lonnie May 31, 2017
by Travis Schluep May 31, 2017
by The Conqueror May 31, 2017
by Covfefe May 31, 2017
When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet
by Rumph8r May 31, 2017
cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/
The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
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The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.
also see: covfefeaphobia
also see: covfefeaphobia
by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017