covfefe /kovfeef/ verb. 1. to stubbornly, knowingly and baselessly propound or maintain an obvious and known untruth against logic, reason or uncontrovertible evidence to the contrary: knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe. 2. to unconsciounably take advantage of an uninformed or disadvantaged party by resort to explanation or information beyond the experience or knowledge of that party: the astronomer chose to covfefe, by telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born. covfefed, covfefing, covfefer.
Knowing that he could be charged with perjury, all the witness could do was to covfefe.
The astronomer chose to covfefe, telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born.
The astronomer chose to covfefe, telling the girl that he had experienced the waves of a comet before she was born.
by Encyclopolymath May 31, 2017
Get the covfefemug. A word with an infinite number of meanings, only used by those that are extremely underqualified to do their jobs and enjoy whining about the mean ole news.
by Little Lonnie May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. by Travis Schluep May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. The clearest example of a president's inadequacy.
by The Conqueror May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. Despite the negative press covfefe,
by Covfefe May 31, 2017
Get the covfefemug. When you're an orange man in the white house and the staffer takes your phone out of your hands mid-tweet
by Rumph8r May 31, 2017
Get the covfefemug. cov-fe-fe
/cov-fay-fay/
The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
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The affinity that the mass media has for seeing through bullshit and relating actual facts.
The Chronicle covfefed the President's speech and found that only 4% was based on real things that actually exist.
also see: covfefeaphobia
also see: covfefeaphobia
by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017
Get the covfefemug.