Boyfriend buddie

a friend but a bit more than a friend but a bit less than a boyfriend but actual going out

rob- hey
saz- ill be your gf buddy
rob- what?
saz- i want to be your girlfriend buddy
rob- aw right i will be your boyfriend buddie

by HEYBETTY09 November 8, 2009

emotional boyfriend

Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.

Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.

Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!

by naughtyhottie372 July 2, 2009

Boyfriend-in-law

When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.

My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.

by Cuntrybarb787 October 25, 2019

homecoming boyfriend

a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.

Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!

Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!

by jeaniejaniejonie October 16, 2013

munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.

My boyfriends a munch boyfriend, I love him

by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023

oblivious boyfriend

A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.

“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”

by Hi Trey June 30, 2018

granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020