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mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013
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Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.
"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"
by Demockej January 17, 2018
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girl Mitch

Mitch is a very extroverted girl. She is also boy-crazy. She is honest about her feelings and loves you no matter what. If you get her as a girlfriend, You’d be very lucky. She will get a little offended easily but won’t stay mad at you forever. She is very pretty and has all the boys chasing her. She is not very straight up but will be honest if you’re close with her. She likes taking chances.
“Bro me and Mitch are dating!”

“ No way man!”
“ Yea way! She is soooo hot and pretty.”

“ Man, You got real lucky!”

girl Mitches are much better than boy Mitches.
by oh period. April 28, 2022
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Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022
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Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.
Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker
by charlz132 October 24, 2017
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by slimydragondildo March 8, 2024
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Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself
I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself
by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019
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