D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.

Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker

by charlz132 October 24, 2017

Mitch

An awesome friend who is as strong a fuck and threatens to bash you even though he is joking. he may have a tiny dick but he good friend

he look its mitch

by little broccoli May 18, 2021

Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.

Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now

by Terry the berry February 2, 2022

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by slimydragondildo March 8, 2024

Mitching

The act of Fucking over another employee or co-worker. Leaving one stranded for hours upon hours.

" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.

" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"

" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"

"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"

by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011

MITCH

A real looser some one who steals everything not tied down . He puts zero effort into his work usually seen smoking and walking around eating cucumbers with salt. Does not help any of co workers and is a raging alcoholic

That guy is a real Mitch ya know he never helps at work and turns up drunk every morning and does nothing all day what I would expect from a Mitch

by Mitching it May 13, 2022