Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018

Noah

The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.

That kid Noah has a huge nose and only wants attention.

by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018

Noah

One who is mixed, voice sounds slightly gay, and they simp... big time. Although there is one person in their heart, and his name is troll face

Noah is mega gay.

by konner28 August 13, 2021

Noah

N.O.A.H - Noticably Optimistic And Handsome

He's a Noah just look at him.... He very well has a hard time using his brain and he's Cute but, Special.

by Yoloknoight October 26, 2018

Noah

A bitch that cares about no one but himself

Have you met Noah? If you haven't, don't he he is a selfcentered little brat.

by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018

Noah

A Noah usually doesn't have the best taste in women but has beautiful eyes and a terrific smile and is very handsome and knows how to brighten your day.
normally tells jokes and tries to catch your attention he will bother you in classes and distract you if your sitting by him,or even partners with him.
Noah has a great scene of humor and he will never let you down.

1"omg is that Noah "
"yeah"
1*girl faints*

by mypotato1000 February 24, 2019

Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack

Your such a noah

by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019