The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.
by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018
Get the Noahmug. One hell of a hot guy. Will always love you and care for you. Has a massive dick and will never cease to please you in bed. Did i mention how attractive he is?
Girl: Wow, have you seen that guy Noah?
Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.
Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!
Girl 2: Of course I have! He's the hottest guy around!
Girl: I'm gonna try and ask him out.
Girl 2: You can try, but there's such a large amount of girls that want him. You might have a lot of trouble!
by JessSparkle01 October 16, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah it’s the perfect guy. He’s funny and sweet, he’s caring and will make you feel loved and cared about. He’s great at flirting but sometimes can’t tell when he’s actually flirting. He’s loyal and dependable. He will always have your back and make sure your okay. If anyone hurts you he’ll flip out. He’s down on himself sometimes and will often hid how he feels because he doesn’t wanna bother you. But when he does tell you something don’t run away listen and support him even if you can’t help. He has the most stunning brown eyes and this gorgeous curly hair. He might make stupid puns but you will laugh anyway because you can’t help it. Honestly this boys the most perfect boy you can ever have. The girls who date him are the luckiest people in the whole world. He’s an amazing kisser, and knows his way around. He’s the perfect person to hug and he has a huge dick. He’s honestly perfect
Damn Noah’s literally perfect
by Moonstuck22 March 6, 2019
Get the Noahmug. noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.
“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet
by 6624feelings July 8, 2019
Get the noahmug. An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
Get the Noahmug.