Fatty Mucktub

A Big old heifer you might see smashing hooch in the club. The kind of person you know that stinks when they get home after 45 bottles of hooch and scranning kebabs like the worlds ending.

Dave: Ere green I dare you to go pull that fatty mucktub propping up the bar
Green: Just call me Ishmael cos I'm going in!
Dave: Yeh the boys (Throws up Hang Loose Gesture)

by BurntHampton November 14, 2018

fattie auntie

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating

Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!

by Fattie auntie November 23, 2018

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 27, 2021

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

by Good boye gib March 10, 2018

ripe fatty

A ripe fatty is an obese woman's vagina that has become ripe from the inability to wash it.

Fat girl: I can't wash my poon because my multiple stomachs get in the way.

Person: You must have a ripe fatty.

by Ripefatty247 July 14, 2015

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023