reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Fatty Mucktub

A Big old heifer you might see smashing hooch in the club. The kind of person you know that stinks when they get home after 45 bottles of hooch and scranning kebabs like the worlds ending.

Dave: Ere green I dare you to go pull that fatty mucktub propping up the bar
Green: Just call me Ishmael cos I'm going in!
Dave: Yeh the boys (Throws up Hang Loose Gesture)

by BurntHampton November 14, 2018

fatty bumbatty

Fatty Bumbatty.
A word used to describe the biggest joint you've ever rolled

Hey brah I just rolled up a fatty bumbatty can you give me a hand smoking it please?

by HandyMan189 July 5, 2017

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Fatty Blacky

A person who is heavier in weight and happens to be black in color. A Fatty Blacky can also be a Taylor. In the definition for the word "Taylor" it said that she is Black and Fat. So next time you see your friend Taylor, make sure you call her Fatty Blacky.

That girl is such a fatty blacky!
Look at that fatty blacky!
Oh look it's Taylor, I mean, Fatty Blacky!

by Eisner forevess February 19, 2010

Fatty Pack

A fanny pack for your hat. A small stash bag that wraps around the back of open back hats (e.g. snapback, strap back, velcro back, etc.)

1. I have a $20 Bill in my fatty pack incase we need cash on the beach.
2. I have our house key in my fatty pack.

by L-Horny July 3, 2023