suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 09, 2006

poopy funny hahaha FART STINKY

HAHAHHAA H POOOPY

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by sussy bruh moment June 16, 2021

I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

by webb72 December 10, 2009

not worth a good fart in a high wind

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

by dmillswvu82 September 06, 2021

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.

erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by jabooleha August 22, 2003

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 18, 2011

Interior I don't give a flaming fart

A phrase told by Amir Blumenfeld in the episode "Screenplay" of Jake and Amir series.

It is known that Amir's cousin's lawyer 'Edward Freakin' Nort" is the creator of the phrase.

Amir: No

Jake: Don't say no while I'm talking. Let me finish. It's gonna sound bad if you say "no" while I'm doing it." "Interior I don't give a flaming fart."

Amir: No.

by J&Afan July 31, 2011