National Grab that flat 🍑 day

Grab that flat ass boyss

look at that flat ass it must be national grab that flat 🍑 day

by bitxhes June 8, 2020

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020

National I Want To Die Day

After you've been through the worst pain of your life so you decide your done.

Kyle:Man whats tomorrow?
Zephir: Oh its National I Want To Die Day.

by Zage Pseudonym October 3, 2020

National push any girl day

On October 10th push any girl and get a way with it

National push any girl day

You- happy October 10th!

Girl- what?
You- pushes
Girl- what was that for?
You- its October 10th

by Duck goes qaccc October 9, 2020

National tik tok crush day

Today is national crush day. Ask ur crush out while making a tik tok

Yay it national tik tok crush day

Time to grab my crush and make a tik tok

"Why am i so OBSESSED with u, can u pls be MINE"

Crush: walks away

by Justalonelyhoe October 22, 2019

National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019